i once saw a bumper sticker that i liked
(which is terribly rare i find)
that said: "jesus loves you...
it's the rest of us that think you're an asshole."
so, as per the above,
given our mutual lack of religion,
given that i have no idea what you believe
given our lack of communication,
the blame for which i have given to you,
that quaint little quip applies far too well
for me to go on any longer trying to be jesus.
but let me know when your sister is getting married.
i actually like her.
