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Jon Stewart is brilliant because of things such as his way of communicating a sense of deep betrayal when he attacks John McCain. And to be honest, I think it's because of the 'h'.

Is there a rift between the population called by the same syllable, separated by spelling? The answer: a-duh.

And then I went on to explore the preposterous yet almost-true-sounding history of the war of Jo(h)ns, and the horrible battle of Athan, and the legendary but ultimately tragic Ny Operation.

And in some other version of the truth, I was working diligently on eating my way out of the dangerous hole-filled-with-goulash-and-coleslaw accident that my life has werewolf'd into this week. I'm painfully approaching that unit -verse.