Cat person or dog person?

half dog, half cat, half person.

cats are cleaner. dogs are more fun. it all depends on what i'm hungry for.

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Is This Illegal? This Is Probably Illegal. It Probably Should Be Illegal.

Which is to say the recording myself while driving thing, not the chocolate milk thing.  Oh, you'll see.

All's my car stereo's got is a tape deck and a radio, so I'm fairly limited in my entertainment for extensive driving. 

So this happens.

Are you Crushin' on any girlies?

such a saucy question to someone like myself, who just yesterday married a mega rich super sexy corporate executive government dancer yoga librarian and moved to an isolated tropical island with delicious food that is served out of extravagant headwear, which is, of course, insulated so as to prohibit the passage of any extreme temperatures to the noggin. Unless, of course, you desire the effects of the aforementioned extreme temperatures.

but that didn't really happen.

Being that I am a firm believer in many tenets of socialism, I will not argue over such issues as the rightful ownership and possession of beeswax, and which beeswax belongs (or, more precisely, does not belong) to whom. I will suffice to say that, yes - much to my dismay, my often (and otherwise seemingly) unrequited infatuations persist.

Are you happy now?!

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