This is less a question, more a command. Write me a one sentence story pertaining to the meaning of life and jellybeans eaten by a dog. No creativity allowed.

"dog-a-jelly = yllej-a-god = illegible canine deity + pectin = dog eats jellybeans = jellybeans ate god."

And only because it is a one-sentence story can i not put a question mark at the end, which invariably makes it a fact. Also because I forget sometimes this is a place for answers and not more questions. This isn't church after all. Get it? Damn it. Get it.

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